A Pain in the Butt The Frankenstein Journals

J D is the fourteen year old son of Frankenstein s monster on a quest to find his family the donors of his dad s body parts In New York City J D discovers a cousin Bertie who is extremely rich and likes sitting on his bottom and doing nothing all day Speaking of bottoms that s how J D is related to Bertie through Frankenstein s monster s bottom Now Bertie is in danger Fran is desperate to get her hands on a cousin and has enlisted the help of the Werewolf and the Invisible Man But can J D convince the slacker Bertie that he really is related to an adventurer like J D and that the threat is genuine Readers will be swept up in the story s use of maps diary entries and mixed media images as J D and Bertie go on the run through the streets of the Big Apple