Animalcolm — David Baddiel

Malcolm doesn t like animals Which is a problem because his family love them Their house is full of pets What the house is NOT full of is stuff Malcolm likes Such as the laptop he wanted for his birthday The only bright spot on the horizon is the Year Six school trip which Malcolm never thought his parents would pay for And yet there he is on the bus heading to oh no A farm Over the next days Malcolm changes He learns a lot about animals More in many ways than he would like He learns what it s really like to be an animal A whole series of animals in fact It does make him think differently And speak differently And eat differently And um smell differently But will he end up the same as before Because sometimes the hardest thing to become is yourself