Hints For Lovers — Arnold Haultain

There are of course girls and girls yet at heart they are pretty much alike In age naturally they differ wildly But this is a thorny subject Suffice it to say that all men love all girls the maid of sweet sixteen equally with the maid of untold age There is something exasperatingly something or otherish about girls And they know it which makes them more something or otherish still there is no other word for it A girl is a complicated thing It is made up of clothes smiles a pompadour things of which space and prudence forbid the enumeration here These things by themselves do not constitute a girl which is obvious nor is any one girl without these things which is not too obvious Where the things end and the girl begins many men have tried to find out Many girls would like to be men except on occasions At least so they say but perhaps this is just a part of their something or otherishness Why they should want to be men men cannot conceive Men pale before them grow hot and cold before them run before them and after them swear by them and at them and a bit of a chit of a thing in short skirts and lisle thread stockings will twist able bodied males round her little finger img src https s3 eu west 1 amazonaws com dia kitadagitim ckeditor_assets pictures 53 content_1_original_original jpg alt height 15 width 15 font size 1 color white font img