The Ladies Delight — Anonymous

As all Infants especially of the Female Sex are much delighted with Fruit so as their Years and other Appetites increase no Wonder if that increases too Both Men and Beasts have some thing or another for which they are esteemd so ye being in a particular manner Happy in this Talent may securely laugh while ye daily grow in the Ladies Favour and spread your Branches over all the Kingdom Many a hopeful Stick of Wood has been producd by this glorious Tree who after they had pissd their Estates against the Wall as the good Housewives term it have by the Strength of true Hibernian Prowess raisd themselves to the Favour of some fair Virtuoso and being by her placd in a Hot bed have been restord to their pristine Strength and flourishd again and like true Heroes not envying the busy World have been content to spend the remainder of their Days in an obscure Nook of the World