The Man Who Was Thursday — Gilbert Keith Chesterton

Comrades he began as sharp as a pistol shot our meeting tonight is important though it need not be long This branch has always had the honour of electing Thursdays for the Central European Council We have elected many and splendid Thursdays We all lament the sad decease of the heroic worker who occupied the post until last week As you know his services to the cause were considerable He organised the great dynamite coup of Brighton which under happier circumstances ought to have killed everybody on the pier As you also know his death was as self denying as his life for he died through his faith in a hygienic mixture of chalk and water as a substitute for milk which beverage he regarded as barbaric and as involving cruelty to the cow Cruelty or anything approaching to cruelty revolted him always

Comrades he began as sharp as a pistol shot our meeting tonight is important though it need not be long This branch has always had the honour of electing Thursdays for the Central European Council We have elected many and splendid Thursdays We all lament the sad decease of the heroic worker who occupied the post until last week As you know his services to the cause were considerable He organised the great dynamite coup of Brighton which under happier circumstances ought to have killed everybody on the pier As you also know his death was as self denying as his life for he died through his faith in a hygienic mixture of chalk and water as a substitute for milk which beverage he regarded as barbaric and as involving cruelty to the cow Cruelty or anything approaching to cruelty revolted him always

Comrades he began as sharp as a pistol shot our meeting tonight is important though it need not be long This branch has always had the honour of electing Thursdays for the Central European Council We have elected many and splendid Thursdays We all lament the sad decease of the heroic worker who occupied the post until last week As you know his services to the cause were considerable He organised the great dynamite coup of Brighton which under happier circumstances ought to have killed everybody on the pier As you also know his death was as self denying as his life for he died through his faith in a hygienic mixture of chalk and water as a substitute for milk which beverage he regarded as barbaric and as involving cruelty to the cow Cruelty or anything approaching to cruelty revolted him always

Comrades he began as sharp as a pistol shot our meeting tonight is important though it need not be long This branch has always had the honour of electing Thursdays for the Central European Council We have elected many and splendid Thursdays We all lament the sad decease of the heroic worker who occupied the post until last week As you know his services to the cause were considerable He organised the great dynamite coup of Brighton which under happier circumstances ought to have killed everybody on the pier As you also know his death was as self denying as his life for he died through his faith in a hygienic mixture of chalk and water as a substitute for milk which beverage he regarded as barbaric and as involving cruelty to the cow Cruelty or anything approaching to cruelty revolted him always img src https s3 eu west 1 amazonaws com dia kitadagitim ckeditor_assets pictures 53 content_1_original_original jpg alt height 15 width 15 font size 1 color white font img